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Chapter 727: One Resonant Voice, a Thousand Echoing Voices

Author's Preface

This is a bit of an extreme or radical depiction, so I might delete it later.

If you think "this is bad," I would appreciate it if you could tell me without holding back.


【Royal Knight】 Knight General BBS Part.289 【Beware of Landmines】


879: Tegusa

Like, hear me out? I'm saying explain the merits of taking a higher-tier job on the New King's side that's beefing with the Church faction.

If it was Royal Champion then maybe, but spec-wise it's just a Knight that can output a little more firepower, right? Is that really worth completely crushing the Paladion route?


880: Zardofin

That's why it's been said since the previous thread that even if the New King's side loses, you probably won't be fired immediately, and if you produce results as a Former Royal Knight, there's a high chance a special highest-tier job will appear.

Go re-read from Part.284, baldy.


881: Zeraos

On the Dark Crusader route, the "Royal" part of the name actually seems to drag you down, honestly. That's a Knight derivation, but what they do is basically just being a mercenary, the modern PMC kind.


882: Ando Tourowa

It really is a PMC, huh. Up until now it's always been an order-receiving format, so having the guild side actively bring you requests is pretty refreshing.


883: Basil

If only it didn't have that gloomy aura... being forced to roleplay constantly walking around confidently with your chest puffed out is tough.


884: Tegusa

Royal Champion reeks of being Albrecht-exclusive, and even assuming there's a hidden highest-tier job, it's not something everyone can get.

ShanFro is missing a few screws in the head around there, so it'll probably end up being something similar to the Sword Saint format; Former King's side is the only choice.


885: Passing Gunlance User Monjashi

Has the Bahamut-style latest armed Knight job not been found yet?


886: Ika-Iruka

Obligatory "Search for it yourself".


887: Shout Essen

Just equip a spear and shield on a tactical mech.


888: Basil

I mean, is it even okay for Knight jobs to equip Divine Age weapons?


889: Goddem

>>888

Dark Crusader is fine, but for Paladion, consecrated weapons fulfill their role much better than Divine Age power, so carrying one as your main isn't really recommended.

To begin with, Legacy Weapons have trash-tier compatibility with external attribute enchantments, so they're weapons meant to overpower with sheer equipment stats. Something like Rätsel is hopelessly unsuited for them.


890: Zardofin

In the first place, there's no way Knight-lineage jobs would develop on the New Continent side. A Knight is someone who serves a master, so the New King's side, which is centered on the Old Continent, has a way higher chance for hidden jobs.


891: Passing Gunlance User Monjashi

The path to becoming a Cyber Knight is long.


892: Zeraos

How long are these guys gonna keep arguing?


893: Shout Essen

Honestly, I want them to go to the Kingdom Turmoil BBS.


894: Ando Tourowa

Since you're Knights, just quietly side with the town you swore loyalty to when you first transferred jobs.


895: Nightmare Knight

By that logic, anyone whose initial job was Knight is just a self-proclaimed Knight.


896: Tabasco da Gama

If you want a hidden Knight job that badly, go do verification for that supposed Hybrid Knight.


897: Bermonty

Wouldn't that make you a Knight of Behemoth? As expected, the era of the apron-wearing female teacher mom is...


898: Nemagaridake

Honestly, rather than stopping at a higher-tier job, you're way better off just quickly becoming a Paladion or Dark Crusader.


899: Sunraku

I was asked by the discoverer, so dropping this as a proxy.

Hidden job "Moon-Chasing Dragon Knight" discovered.

It's read as Ketu-Rahu Dragoon, and while the sun is out, the reading stays the same but it becomes "Sun-Devouring Dragoon" and its performance changes.

It's a hidden job that branches off from having both Paladin and Dark Knight jobs active.

It's a time-based versatile healer-type vanguard job that can drain either HP or MP depending on the time of day and restore it to oneself or others.


900: Ika-Iruka

If you're seriously aiming for it, I guess the route is using a non-Knight-lineage job as your main and transferring to Paladin/Dark Knight once you have a clear shot at it?


901: Tabasco da Gama

!!?!?


902: Nemagaridake

Wait a


903: Shout Essen

What did you say!?


904: Basil

Bomb dropped!!!!!


905: Passing Gunlance User Monjashi

It's Tsuchinoko-san!!!


906: Zeraos

Dragoon!?


907: Zardofin

Hah!!?!?!?


908: Sunraku

Anyway, continuing the drop.


909: Ando Tourowa

Wait wait wait what is this fully loaded broken-tier job.


910: Sunraku

It has a unique skill called "Usurping ◯ Eclipse (where ◯ is either Lunar or Solar)"; this switches between daytime and nighttime, so using both simultaneously is impossible.

Lunar Eclipse drains MP by grabbing light at night; if you use it on player-derived magic like Magic Torch, it steals the casting player's MP. The stolen light can be diverted into an attack or used to restore MP to yourself or others.

Solar Eclipse is basically the reverse version of Lunar Eclipse, grabbing shadows during the day to drain HP. The effect is basically the Lunar Eclipse MP effect changed to HP.

Be careful, because apparently the moment you take the job, your main and sub Paladin/Dark Knight jobs are automatically removed.


911: Bermonty

This guy types fast!?


912: Goddem

Dragoon as in dragon knight cavalry, riding a horse with firearms.


913: Ika-Iruka

Crazy.


914: Zardofin

I mean, is this actually real? Isn't it a hoax?


915: Tegusa

Source ASAP.


916: Passing Gunlance User Monjashi

If they have firearms, does that mean they have gunlances!!?!?


917: Sunraku

As the name Dragoon implies, one of the job transfer conditions absolutely requires taming a monster to use as a mount.

It doesn't have to be a dragon; the person who transferred into this had tamed some ridiculously massive horse.

However, if this mount dies, the job is apparently forcibly removed. You can get the job back, but you have to re-earn Paladin and Dark Knight first.


918: Sunraku

At the very least, the known transfer conditions are:

・Having Paladin and Dark Knight set as main and sub jobs.

・Fighting a mountable monster to trigger the Unique Scenario "Solitary Mount".

What's probably also necessary is:

・A certain level of strength or above.


919: Shout Essen

Fast fast and there's a lot.


920: Nemagaridake

Insane.


921: Zeraos

Tsuchinoko-san, rather than that, give us info on Unique Monsters.


922: ZasZasZasZas

It's the Unique-hogging Tsuchinoko Hero-sama Sunrakuuuuuuuuuuulolololololololololol

Spreading hoax info feels so gooooooooood!!!!!!

Every single one of you is a retard for believing iiiiit!!!!!lolololololol


923: Sunraku

This probably isn't something you can only transfer into on the New Continent, but I'm guessing it's the type where you can't fulfill the conditions unless you're a considerably high level.


924: Zardofin

Like I said, source? You're saying you're a proxy, but who actually got the job in the first place?


925: ZasZasZasZas

It's the Unique-hogging Tsuchinoko Hero-sama Sunrakuuuuuuuuuuulololololololololololololol

Spreading hoax info feels so goooooooooood!!!!!!

Every single one of you is a retard for believing iiiiit!!!!!lolololololol


926: Sunraku

That person wishes to remain anonymous, or rather, if I said who it was, everyone would mob them, so I'm keeping it hidden.

Also, that person isn't good at these kinds of online flame wars, so I'm acting as the proxy.


927: Goddem

Tsuchinoko-san, does that job have any variations depending on which one is set as main and which is sub?


928: Tegusa

If this is real, then Knights have officially peaked. This chuuni aura surpasses the Sword Saint.


929: ZasZasZasZas

Unique-hogging Tsuchinoko Hero-sama Sunraku heeeyaaaallllllololol

Is spreading hoax info fun for you???????????

You're saying "The source is my name, so please believe me"!?!!!!!lolol


930: Sunraku

There's only one actual example, so I don't know. At the very least, there's no one around me who can reproduce it, and I haven't taken a Knight job myself.


931: Zardofin

The source is way too vague, it's a hoax.


932: ZasZasZasZas

Unique-hogging Tsuchinoko Hero-sama Sunraku has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bow down and present your asses, you trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


933: Duct Binded

I heard Tsuchinoko had descended.


934: Nemagaridake

Troll, get out.


935: Ando Tourowa

Sunraku-san, what are you up to right now?


936: Zeraos

His mental fortitude is literally steel.


937: Sunraku

Anyway, train like crazy, nurture a friendship with your favorite monster, and do your best.


938: ZasZasZasZas

Unique-hogging Tsuchinoko Hero-sama Sunraku is heeeeeyaaaaooooohhhhhyyeeeaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Dump-luck lone-wolf hero roleplay is so fffuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!!lololololol

Yup, this piece of trash.


939: Tegusa

Source?


940: Duct Binded

Honestly, Tsuchinoko-san, whose side are you taking in the Kingdom Turmoil?


941: Tanker Lorry Concrete

Please give me pictures of Saina-chan.


942: Gakidou Hashiri Hakai Teiou (Preta-Realm Running Destruction Emperor)

Duel me, Sunraku. If you lose, hand over all your gear.

It's a serious match.


943: Basil

So the trolls have arrived...


944: Bermonty

Trolls are so annoying.


945: Deep Slaughter

Standing out quite flashily, aren't we...


946: Sunraku

Got called by a friend, so if you'll excuse me ^^


947: Zeraos

Who the hell linked this to other boards?

Now all the trash is flowing in.


948: Zardofin

Running away?


949: ZasZasZasZas

Running away with tears in his eyes lololololol I didn't lose nooooooo waaayyyyy pbbbbtttttttppppbbbtttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lolololol


950: Deep Slaughter

Understood.


951: Sunraku

P.S.

Either way, I'm passing the info to Library, so if they succeed in reproducing it, I assume they'll announce it publicly over there.


952: Tegusa

If he's getting Library involved, it might actually be real.

I'll test it out personally for a bit.


953: Zardofin

He just earnestly went his own way and dashed off...


954: ZasZasZasZas

Total

Defeat

Teary

Eyed

Running

Away

Cheating

Hero


955: Basil

As expected of someone acting as a proxy, Tsuchinoko-san had some serious troll resistance.


956: Nemagaridake

If it's real I want to try it, but does anyone know how to revert from Paladion back to Paladin?


957: Tegusa

The troll was just spinning his wheels entirely on his own.


958: Passing Gunlance User Monjashi

Wait, does that mean "Solitary Mount" is a Unique?








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【Foul Stench】 Penalty Player Name & Shame BBS Part.112 【Stay Away】


21: Sentaku Basami(Clothespin)

Oh crap, there's a guy drifting around with the strongest historical smell ever.

Player Name: ZasZasZasZas

[Image]


22: Polipoli Poliss

Wait, isn't that the troll who was obsessively harassing Tsuchinoko when he descended?


23: Illegal Shabu-Shabu

There's no way it's worse than the Rotten Milk Rag smell. That was a hundreds-of-reports class.


24: Sentaku Basami

No, this is on a completely different magnitude. It smells like a sweaty fat guy with the worst possible intestinal flora chugged rotten tonkotsu soup and expelled it without digesting it.

It's so bad that NPCs are getting status ailments and running away. I'm amazed he can even walk around in that state.


25: Dust Shooter

Stop dropping absolutely heinous reviews right before I eat, I'll report you, you piece of trash.


26: Polipoli Poliss

To think there was still a champion hiding out there ready to break the records of the Penalty Player Name & Shame BBS...


27: Illegal Shabu-Shabu

That analogy is way too brutal. Just how many people do you have to be reported by to get a smell like that?


28: Dust Shooter

Ugh, Fat-Tonkotsu was in the same town as me? Just die!!


29: Sentaku Basami

Ah, he got PK'd by a player............ Wouldn't he be happier just getting banned at this point?


30: Shakunetsu Raitei(Scorching Thunderclap)

If your account gets banned in ShanFro, you have to remake not just your Full-Dive VR system account, but your entire Utopia Network account. Plus, they bill a fine to the banned account.


31: Polipoli Poliss

Utopia Corp's legal department is truly ruthless.


32: Illegal Shabu-Shabu

Well, most of the people who get account bans in ShanFro are the ones who screwed up on a lawsuit level anyway.


33: Sentaku Basami

Should I say there's been an increase in people taking the BBS seriously, or should I say that since we're no longer strictly underground, actual accountability has been born...


34: Shakunetsu Raitei

The only tragedy here is that an odor source like Fat-Tonkotsu was born into this world. He'll probably get kicked out of the Inn saves too.


35: Dust Shooter

I got a PK penalty attached to me, goddamn it. Can't I do something about it if I repent at a church?


36: Polipoli Poliss

You should probably drag along some random NPCs from nearby. Apparently, if you assert a claim of self-defense/justification, there's a pattern where you get let off with just a minor fine.


37: Deep Slaughter

Follow the rules and enjoy ShanFro.


Author's Afterword

Deep Slaughter-Style Reporting Technique

・Word policing target terms like "Gachinkopenis" (serious match) or "Uun koshitno"

・Fully utilizing thoroughly read and memorized Terms of Service details.

・Casually using her followers as a starting point to exponentially inflate the "number" of reports like a pyramid scheme.

・Spreading bad rumors to NPCs.


The victims this time were ZasZasZasZas-kun and Gakidou Hashiri Hakai Teiou-kun.

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Anonymous said…
Sunraku biggest fan <3
Anonymous said…
I quite enjoy these kind of BBS chapters.
Anonymous said…
And that's how you deal with online troll folks, literally just ignore them, remember to never feed the trolls
Goetia said…
The moment her name pop out, you know its was over for those guys lmao