Chapter 707: Head Over Heels for You
【Effectively】Conquista Doll Contract Verification BBS Part 1【Marriage Hunting】
1: Dolmen
Yes
2: Cuffs
It ain't a yes, but
3: Brown Tabby
I, who got rejected by an Elma-type, Liriel-type, Hal-type, Ivy-type, and Ryuma-type, have arrived.
4: Gamot
Did you murder a god in your past life or something?
5: Sergeant Baking Soda
Seeing as he even managed to talk to an Ivy-type, whose encounter difficulty is absurdly high, his communication skills seem pretty high, but......
6: Strong Power☆Powder
My deepest condolences on failing the Elma-type contract.
7: Brown Tabby
The situation with the Elma-types is completely out of control right now. I seriously burst out laughing when I saw a guy bring a bouquet of rose-like flowers.
8: Gamot
The Saina-chan Shock was just way too massive.
9: Cuffs
It had enough impact to reignite the overseas region-blocking controversy for ShanFro, after all.
10: Tank-Lorry Concrete
The Liriel-type...... whhhyyyy.........
11: Starch
Well, Liriel-types just seem to have awful personalities.
12: Paleo Parade
>>11
You don't understand a damn thing.
13: Brown Tabby
Liriel-type...... Tank "Loli-Con" crete......... Ah. (Understood)
14: Tank-Lorry Concrete
Just to defend myself, it's not like that. Her design is just simply a dead-center strike for my tastes......
15: Cuffs
It seems like there are specific conditions for each Conquista Doll type, so it's low-key cruel when you can't contract with the one you want.
16: Starch
It's probably distinguishing them based on the player's battle style, but the real question is how many types there are in total.
17: Brown Tabby
Supposedly there are 50 individuals, so 50 types.
18: Dolmen
So you're saying we have to find our 1/50 battle style match...?
19: Paleo Parade
At this point, wouldn't it be faster to just beg Library to make a list?
20: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
My Japanese not good sorry I want you to teach.
21: Starch
You've mistaken this place for a Japanese language school.
22: Cuffs
Wait, is this someone from the overseas immigrant wave?
23: Gamot
Fan Fa Ni Do-l
Fan Fan Idol
Ah, this guy is hardcore.
24: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
I watched the video of BB&DI and came to Japan.
25: Paleo Parade
He's dead serious.........
26: Sergeant Baking Soda
What's BB&ID?
27: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
I want to meet Saina.
28: Dolmen
Bomber Bunny & Idol Doll. It's a clipped video of Tsuchinoko-san's Orchestra clear, showing only Saina-chan's scenes and the part where Tsuchino-gal-san's clothes burst.
29: Tank-Lorry Concrete
As expected, sexual preferences are the one and only method to unite humanity, transcending race and oceans.
30: Starch
If you out yourself as a lolicon overseas, you'll be treated like 75% of a criminal, so keep your mouth shut.
31: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
Rori-kon is bad. You will be punched by parents with children.
32: Tank-Lorry Concrete
I'm so glad I was born in Japan.
33: Shut-Outer
The Saina Shock crosses oceans.
34: Poison God Machine Tribe
I MANAGED TO CONTRACT WITH A CONQUISTA DOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
35: Dolmen
Huh?
36: Sergeant Baking Soda
You talking in your sleep?
37: Gamot
>>34
Source.
38: Poison God Machine Tribe
Sorry, I lied.
39: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
>>34
FXXK
40: Shut-Outer
>>34
You are completely useless.
41: Paleo Parade
What a useless piece of trash.
42: Pemuterio
[Image]
^^
43: Dolmen
>>38
I am fully prepared to become a PKer.
44: Poison God Machine Tribe
>>42
!?
45: Tank-Lorry Concrete
Wait, for real!?
46: Sergeant Baking Soda
You just took a picture with her, right? We won't get mad, so tell the truth.
47: Pemuterio
Sorry man, she's my partner, Levna-type Unit 346-chan ^^
48: Strong Power☆Powder
You gotta be kidding me, hey!!
49: Brown Tabby
A type I've never seen before!!!!! VERY SHORT HAIR!!!
50: Gamot
What kind of good deeds did you accumulate in your past life?
51: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
She is very cute.
52: Cuffs
Lord Pemuterio, please, won't you instruct us in your pick-up techniques?
53: Dolmen
I also simply want to know where you encountered her.
54: Pemuterio
I was forcibly crossing the desert, and she was flying around claiming she was on an environmental survey.
I used every single item in my inventory to get her attention.
55: Shut-Outer
Succeeded on the first try?
56: Paleo Parade
First try, seriously? There's gotta be other conditions, right?
57: Gazamin
A contractor other than Tsuchinoko-san actually appeared?
58: Strong Power☆Powder
So how many Conquista Doll types have been discovered now? Around 20?
59: Brown Tabby
24 types. There are still 26 types that haven't been revealed.
60: Sergeant Baking Soda
Given the location where His Eminence Pemuterio encountered her, does that mean there are localized regional Conquista Dolls scattered across the New Continent?
61: Dolmen
More importantly, how the hell did you manage to get through the sea of trees as a Tank?
62: Pemuterio
>>61
Everyone else died, and I just pushed forward out of pure stubbornness. I was running butt-naked right up until I took this screenshot.
Anyway, the first contact went like this:
Me : "Please tell me your name!!"
Levna : "Next-generation primitive human confirmed. Checking status...... Threat level: Low."
63: Paleo Parade
Isn't she basically calling you "trash" in a roundabout way?
64: Cuffs
Well, obviously your threat level is low if you're butt-naked...... Even a Tank gets pretty squishy like that.
65: Pemuterio
Me : "Would you like to start as friends?!"
Levna : "............?"
66: Poison God Machine Tribe
Is she bad with words?
67: Gamot
Levna-san, getting hit on by a butt-naked man out of nowhere......
68: Shut-Outer
Handing over a bouquet would probably yield higher affection points than that.
69: Pemuterio
I had the mindset of "If half-naked Tsuchinoko-san could woo Saina-chan, I can pull this off!"
Levna : "This unit, Conquista Doll Levna-type Unit 346, is currently investigating environmental fluctuations. This unit does not possess the authority to abandon the mission midway."
Me : "I'll help you!"
70: Dolmen
What a persistent guy.
71: Pemuterio
From there, well, a bunch of stuff happened. We fought snakes and scorpions together, and then Levna-chan was like "Proposing a contract."
72: Strong Power☆Powder
I've learned that I don't understand anything at all.
73: Poison God Machine Tribe
Is it like, she falls for you if you show off your good sides?
74: Fan Fa Ni Do-l
I will execute that.
75: Pemuterio
Good luck, everyone!
76: Paleo Parade
Who would have thought people would flex their marriages even in a game, damn it all.
Author's Afterword
Levna-type
The original template was Levna Velvet.
Because her primary role is conducting environmental surveys and monster ecological studies, she has the most frequent numbering updates among Conquista Dolls. In other words, a Conquista Doll that gets destroyed constantly.
As a tendency of her model, she thinks strictly in terms of profit and loss. Therefore, players who excel at "useful" actions—namely, gathering aggro—have a high probability of contracting with her.
The aptitude of a player is revealed through a Conquista Doll's type tendencies and the situation.
Generally, types designed with combat in mind are easier for combat-oriented classes to form contracts with.
Also, the number of contractors is steadily increasing; they just aren't posting on the BBS.
Furthermore, it seems Sunraku hasn't told anyone about the "N".
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