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Chapter 707: Head Over Heels for You

【Effectively】Conquista Doll Contract Verification BBS Part 1【Marriage Hunting】


1: Dolmen

Yes


2: Cuffs

It ain't a yes, but


3: Brown Tabby

I, who got rejected by an Elma-type, Liriel-type, Hal-type, Ivy-type, and Ryuma-type, have arrived.


4: Gamot

Did you murder a god in your past life or something?


5: Sergeant Baking Soda

Seeing as he even managed to talk to an Ivy-type, whose encounter difficulty is absurdly high, his communication skills seem pretty high, but......


6: Strong Power☆Powder

My deepest condolences on failing the Elma-type contract.


7: Brown Tabby

The situation with the Elma-types is completely out of control right now. I seriously burst out laughing when I saw a guy bring a bouquet of rose-like flowers.


8: Gamot

The Saina-chan Shock was just way too massive.


9: Cuffs

It had enough impact to reignite the overseas region-blocking controversy for ShanFro, after all.


10: Tank-Lorry Concrete

The Liriel-type...... whhhyyyy.........


11: Starch

Well, Liriel-types just seem to have awful personalities.


12: Paleo Parade

>>11

You don't understand a damn thing.


13: Brown Tabby

Liriel-type...... Tank "Loli-Con" crete......... Ah. (Understood)


14: Tank-Lorry Concrete

Just to defend myself, it's not like that. Her design is just simply a dead-center strike for my tastes......


15: Cuffs

It seems like there are specific conditions for each Conquista Doll type, so it's low-key cruel when you can't contract with the one you want.


16: Starch

It's probably distinguishing them based on the player's battle style, but the real question is how many types there are in total.


17: Brown Tabby

Supposedly there are 50 individuals, so 50 types.


18: Dolmen

So you're saying we have to find our 1/50 battle style match...?


19: Paleo Parade

At this point, wouldn't it be faster to just beg Library to make a list?


20: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

My Japanese not good sorry I want you to teach.


21: Starch

You've mistaken this place for a Japanese language school.


22: Cuffs

Wait, is this someone from the overseas immigrant wave?


23: Gamot

Fan Fa Ni Do-lふぁんふぁにどl

Fan Fan Idol

Ah, this guy is hardcore.


24: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

I watched the video of BB&DI and came to Japan.


25: Paleo Parade

He's dead serious.........


26: Sergeant Baking Soda

What's BB&ID?


27: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

I want to meet Saina.


28: Dolmen

Bomber Bunny & Idol Doll. It's a clipped video of Tsuchinoko-san's Orchestra clear, showing only Saina-chan's scenes and the part where Tsuchino-gal-san's clothes burst.


29: Tank-Lorry Concrete

As expected, sexual preferences are the one and only method to unite humanity, transcending race and oceans.


30: Starch

If you out yourself as a lolicon overseas, you'll be treated like 75% of a criminal, so keep your mouth shut.


31: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

Rori-kon is bad. You will be punched by parents with children.


32: Tank-Lorry Concrete

I'm so glad I was born in Japan.


33: Shut-Outer

The Saina Shock crosses oceans.


34: Poison God Machine Tribe

I MANAGED TO CONTRACT WITH A CONQUISTA DOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!


35: Dolmen

Huh?


36: Sergeant Baking Soda

You talking in your sleep?


37: Gamot

>>34

Source.


38: Poison God Machine Tribe

Sorry, I lied.


39: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

>>34

FXXK


40: Shut-Outer

>>34

You are completely useless.


41: Paleo Parade

What a useless piece of trash.


42: Pemuterio

[Image]

^^


43: Dolmen

>>38

I am fully prepared to become a PKer.


44: Poison God Machine Tribe

>>42

!?


45: Tank-Lorry Concrete

Wait, for real!?


46: Sergeant Baking Soda

You just took a picture with her, right? We won't get mad, so tell the truth.


47: Pemuterio

Sorry man, she's my partner, Levna-type Unit 346-chan ^^


48: Strong Power☆Powder

You gotta be kidding me, hey!!


49: Brown Tabby

A type I've never seen before!!!!! VERY SHORT HAIR!!!


50: Gamot

What kind of good deeds did you accumulate in your past life?


51: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

She is very cute.


52: Cuffs

Lord Pemuterio, please, won't you instruct us in your pick-up techniques?


53: Dolmen

I also simply want to know where you encountered her.


54: Pemuterio

I was forcibly crossing the desert, and she was flying around claiming she was on an environmental survey.

I used every single item in my inventory to get her attention.


55: Shut-Outer

Succeeded on the first try?


56: Paleo Parade

First try, seriously? There's gotta be other conditions, right?


57: Gazamin

A contractor other than Tsuchinoko-san actually appeared?


58: Strong Power☆Powder

So how many Conquista Doll types have been discovered now? Around 20?


59: Brown Tabby

24 types. There are still 26 types that haven't been revealed.


60: Sergeant Baking Soda

Given the location where His Eminence Pemuterio encountered her, does that mean there are localized regional Conquista Dolls scattered across the New Continent?


61: Dolmen

More importantly, how the hell did you manage to get through the sea of trees as a Tank?


62: Pemuterio

>>61

Everyone else died, and I just pushed forward out of pure stubbornness. I was running butt-naked right up until I took this screenshot.

Anyway, the first contact went like this:

Me : "Please tell me your name!!"

Levna : "Next-generation primitive human confirmed. Checking status...... Threat level: Low."


63: Paleo Parade

Isn't she basically calling you "trash" in a roundabout way?


64: Cuffs

Well, obviously your threat level is low if you're butt-naked...... Even a Tank gets pretty squishy like that.


65: Pemuterio

Me : "Would you like to start as friends?!"

Levna : "............?"


66: Poison God Machine Tribe

Is she bad with words?


67: Gamot

Levna-san, getting hit on by a butt-naked man out of nowhere......


68: Shut-Outer

Handing over a bouquet would probably yield higher affection points than that.


69: Pemuterio

I had the mindset of "If half-naked Tsuchinoko-san could woo Saina-chan, I can pull this off!"

Levna : "This unit, Conquista Doll Levna-type Unit 346, is currently investigating environmental fluctuations. This unit does not possess the authority to abandon the mission midway."

Me : "I'll help you!"


70: Dolmen

What a persistent guy.


71: Pemuterio

From there, well, a bunch of stuff happened. We fought snakes and scorpions together, and then Levna-chan was like "Proposing a contract."


72: Strong Power☆Powder

I've learned that I don't understand anything at all.


73: Poison God Machine Tribe

Is it like, she falls for you if you show off your good sides?


74: Fan Fa Ni Do-l

I will execute that.


75: Pemuterio

Good luck, everyone!


76: Paleo Parade

Who would have thought people would flex their marriages even in a game, damn it all.



Author's Afterword

Levna-type

The original template was Levna Velvet.

Because her primary role is conducting environmental surveys and monster ecological studies, she has the most frequent numbering updates among Conquista Dolls. In other words, a Conquista Doll that gets destroyed constantly.

As a tendency of her model, she thinks strictly in terms of profit and loss. Therefore, players who excel at "useful" actions—namely, gathering aggro—have a high probability of contracting with her.


The aptitude of a player is revealed through a Conquista Doll's type tendencies and the situation.

Generally, types designed with combat in mind are easier for combat-oriented classes to form contracts with.


Also, the number of contractors is steadily increasing; they just aren't posting on the BBS.

Furthermore, it seems Sunraku hasn't told anyone about the "N".

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sunraku gatekeeping