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Chapter 701: I Saw the End of the World Through a Mirror

Author's Preface
As requested, here's the BBS chapter.


【Kingdom Turmoil】 Shangri-La Frontier General 【Part.584】


521: Anonymous Pioneer

At this point, the only thing I can understand is that Saina-chan is cute as fuck.


522: Anonymous Pioneer

Is it impossible to meet Conquista Dolls on the Old Continent?


523: Anonymous Pioneer

Was ShanFro a dating sim all along?


524: Anonymous Pioneer

There's no way one camera can capture all of this.


525: Anonymous Pioneer

So this is the rumored Human-Powered Sword Saint!


526: Anonymous Pioneer

Conquista Dolls are New Continent only. Their headquarters is only on the New Continent, after all.


527: Anonymous Pioneer

Friendly reminder that ShanFro is a dating sim with no UI.


528: Anonymous Pioneer

Huh? Did Yotty disappear?


529: Anonymous Pioneer

!!?


530: Anonymous Pioneer

!?


531: Anonymous Pioneer

Something's coming!?


532: Anonymous Pioneer

That's a Decotora.


533: Anonymous Pioneer

What's with that glaring, sparkly truck?


534: Anonymous Pioneer

Wait, which one is the player again?


535: Anonymous Pioneer

A flock of Decotoras www


536: Anonymous Pioneer

To think I'd see a scene where a road pulverizes a building......


537: Anonymous Pioneer

The half-naked one with the weird head.


538: Anonymous Pioneer

He's jumping on top of the trucks like it's perfectly normal, but isn't he out of his mind?


539: Anonymous Pioneer

The one making weird movements and using a ton of weapons is the player.


540: Anonymous Pioneer

Which one is that?!


541: Anonymous Pioneer

No, that's both of them.


542: Anonymous Pioneer

Tanks probably shouldn't pick the same model as Saina-chan, they'll get run over by a Decotora and die.


543: Anonymous Pioneer

Man, I love Saina-chan...... That damn Tsuchinoko-san, hiding such an outrageous bombshell.


544: Anonymous Pioneer

Looks like the final battle.


545: Anonymous Pioneer

Tsuchinoko-san put on clothes!!


545: Anonymous Pioneer

Fake Tsuchinoko put on some kind of bone!


546: Anonymous Pioneer

How is there this much differentiation just using one player's equipment?


547: Anonymous Pioneer

I love how they're using the exact same weapon.


548: Anonymous Pioneer

That's an SF weapon too? Just how many types does he have?


549: Anonymous Pioneer

The blade deployed.


550: Anonymous Pioneer

Saina-chan and Elma-chan's singing is meshing together in a weird way, the BGM quality is way too high.


551: Anonymous Pioneer

It's nice how Elma-chan is slightly more expressive compared to Saina-chan......


552: Anonymous Pioneer

Wasn't that monster in the Siegwurm battle too?


553: Anonymous Pioneer

As a huge fan of trick weapons, I'm insanely curious about the details of that halberd.


554: Anonymous Pioneer

How can they fight on top of Decotoras running like a roller coaster......


555: Anonymous Pioneer

Exceed Charge!!


556: Anonymous Pioneer

He switched to fists.


557: Anonymous Pioneer

What was that perfectly efficient loop of completely useless movement just now?


558: Anonymous Pioneer

All I know is that movement looks like it demands a stupid amount of technique......


559: Anonymous Pioneer

This circular motion is probably a skill, right? Reeks of a must-have meta skill.


560: Anonymous Pioneer

Crystal Punch straight to the jaw!!!


561: Anonymous Pioneer

Uwa, critical hit to the jaw.


562: Anonymous Pioneer

Way too much information crammed into such a short timeeee


563: Anonymous Pioneer

Oh, nice catch.


564: Anonymous Pioneer

Routine fly ball.


565: Anonymous Pioneer

Is this a Battle King job? His weapons are way too diverse.


566: Anonymous Pioneer

A Decotora caught him. So close.


567: Anonymous Pioneer

Isn't there way too much plot-armor intervention? Is Orchestra the type where they won't lose until they win?


568: Anonymous Pioneer

Isn't it one of those where you can't win unless you meet a condition? There was a Unique where monsters spawned infinitely unless you solved a gimmick, after all.


569: Anonymous Pioneer

Doesn't that one strike normally wipe out all HP? Doesn't seem like there's that much difference between the copy and the original, so is Tsuchinoko-san surprisingly tough?


570: Anonymous Pioneer

Maybe the attack only hit that red slimy stuff?


571: Anonymous Pioneer

Even if I try to live-commentate in real time, another action happens while I'm typing, so I can't keep up.


572: Anonymous Pioneer

Do they seriously intend to let players clear this?


573: Anonymous Pioneer

Doing this full-time is brutal.


574: Anonymous Pioneer

Ah, he jumped off.


575: Anonymous Pioneer

Don't just jump from dozens of meters up like it's completely normal.


576: Anonymous Pioneer

Mid-air jumping is so nice. I play Tank but I wanna switch to a light warrior.


577: Anonymous Pioneer

Can you even sustain mid-air jumps like that? Can't you normally only do it for one or two steps?


578: Anonymous Pioneer

Saina-chan's on screen!


579: Anonymous Pioneer

Get out of the way, Tsuchinoko.


580: Anonymous Pioneer

Seeing Saina-chan talking to a man feels like my brain is getting destroyed.


581: Anonymous Pioneer

Tsuchinoko-san spits out pretty cheesy lines like it's nothing, huh.


582: Anonymous Pioneer

I wanna call it cringe, but the visual is way too hype.


583: Anonymous Pioneer

(So that bird head is treated as his default......)


584: Anonymous Pioneer

Stop, you aren't even acquaintances, so getting your brain destroyed is hilarious.


585: Anonymous Pioneer

Didn't this half-naked guy just casually say something outrageous?


586: Anonymous Pioneer

Did he say "destroy the world"?


587: Anonymous Pioneer

What does "concentrating power on a single point" mean?


588: Anonymous Pioneer

Haaah, Saina-chan is so cute.


589: Anonymous Pioneer

I have absolutely no idea what's going on.


590: Anonymous Pioneer

Basically, it means we get to hear Saina-chan sing again.


591: Anonymous Pioneer

The intro is the same, so it's the song from before?


592: Anonymous Pioneer

To be honest, I prefer rock, so I kinda wanna cheer for Elma-chan.


593: Anonymous Pioneer

The Decotora coaster showing up at the edge of the screen makes me laugh.


594: Anonymous Pioneer

Aren't the lyrics different? Second verse?


595: Anonymous Pioneer

Spouting a bunch of cool lines and actually looking badass despite being half-naked is just unfair. He's a suspicious creep, isn't he?


596: Anonymous Pioneer

Wait, is this like a song praising the player?


597: Anonymous Pioneer

Haaah, are you kidding me? Give me a sec, I'm gonna log into ShanFro and confess to a Conquista Doll.


598: Anonymous Pioneer

Original lyrics!?


599: Anonymous Pioneer

Singing while crying and smiling? That's total gachi-koi behavior, man.


600: Anonymous Pioneer

The fact that smile will never be directed at me makes me feel like retiring from ShanFro.


601: Anonymous Pioneer

I haven't even been able to get to the New Continent thooo!!!!


602: Anonymous Pioneer

I'm a girl, but I'm going bald from jealousy.


603: Anonymous Pioneer

I want a beautiful robot girl to sing just for me too, you know????


604: Anonymous Pioneer

An unbelievably massive building is!!


605: Anonymous Pioneer

It's not a bamboo shoot, you know!?


606: Anonymous Pioneer

Ahhh! Don't take the camera off Saina-chan!!


607: Anonymous Pioneer

Crazy, isn't this building about the size of the Tokyo Tower?


608: Anonymous Pioneer

Empire State Building?


609: Anonymous Pioneer

It's frustrating, but standing at the top of a building with the cracked night sky and moonlight at his back is so cool.


610: Anonymous Pioneer

His sense of balance is insane.


611: Anonymous Pioneer

I mean, what's he gonna do from here?


612: Anonymous Pioneer

Decotora Highway vs Skyscraper.


613: Anonymous Pioneer

Is he gonna snipe them or something?


614: Anonymous Pioneer

What's that? A sword?


615: Anonymous Pioneer

He pulled something out, a weapon maybe?


616: Anonymous Pioneer

Going for a counter?


617: Anonymous Pioneer

What's he gonna do?


618: Anonymous Pioneer

Hieee, it's so high.


619: Anonymous Pioneer

Don't pan down, it's rough for people with acrophobia.


620: Anonymous Pioneer

Agatleo?


621: Anonymous Pioneer

What's with that unsealing gimmick!!


622: Anonymous Pioneer

Agatleo!?


623: Anonymous Pioneer

A katana came out of the box!


624: Anonymous Pioneer

Eh, how do you even craft a gimmick like that?


625: Anonymous Pioneer

I mean, a katana right here?


626: Anonymous Pioneer

Based on Tsuchinoko-san's movements up till now, don't tell me...


627: Anonymous Pioneer

He went for it!!


628: Anonymous Pioneer

He passed on!?


629: Anonymous Pioneer

Are you serious, he jumped off!!


630: Anonymous Pioneer

What is an Agatleo?


631: Anonymous Pioneer

Is he seriously planning to slash it head-on!?


632: Anonymous Pioneer

I wish he wouldn't run down the wall like it's the most natural thing in the world.


633: Anonymous Pioneer

He's wall-running www


634: Anonymous Pioneer

So fast.


635: Anonymous Pioneer

He's fast enough that you lose sight of him even from a bird's-eye view!?


636: Anonymous Pioneer

Accelerating while falling is absolute madness.


637: Anonymous Pioneer

Too fast.


638: Anonymous Pioneer

He's gonna hit the ground and die.


639: Anonymous Pioneer

He changed his trajectory with a mid-air jump!


640: Anonymous Pioneer

Wall-running with a collapsing world in the background... The situation is way too handsome.


641: Anonymous Pioneer

The Decotoras are here!!


642: Anonymous Pioneer

A face came out!!


643: Anonymous Pioneer

A tiger!?


644: Anonymous Pioneer

What's with that lion!


645: Anonymous Pioneer

Pushed forward by a roar.


646: Anonymous Pioneer

What is that!?


647: Anonymous Pioneer

He's boosting with the wind!


648: Anonymous Pioneer

He's so fast I can't see anything.


649: Anonymous Pioneer

Oooooooooh!!!


650: Anonymous Pioneer

Ooooooooooooooooooooh


651: Anonymous Pioneer

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah


652: Anonymous Pioneer

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah


653: Anonymous Pioneer

He slashed ittttttttttttttt


654: Anonymous Pioneer

Cut right in half with a single strike!!


655: Anonymous Pioneer

He woooonnnnnnnnn


656: Anonymous Pioneer

Well, of course he can solo-subjugate Unique Monsters like that.


Author's Afterword

As for Yotatron(Yotty)-kun, the finishing blow was the message: "You've gone so deep into being a 'direct-connection' creep that your avatar is literally radiating a stinky aura." (If you act too much like a dating-sim 'direct-connection' creep in ShanFro, you actually start emitting an aura that looks filthy.) (Since this was a joint collaboration between Ritsu-chan and Tsukuyo-san, the level of effort put into this feature is on par with the Bounty Hunters.)

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Anonymous said…
Absolute cinema even in third person chapter
Anonymous said…
Lol the part about saina, i know that feeling bros, i wish that were me too
Anonymous said…
the simps in chat are so accurate it made me tear up